nerdometer

pronunciation-/nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the relative state of awareness of one who engages in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/
adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/
n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/
n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə’-mεt-rIks/

"You guys set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that."

by Nerdometrist June 3, 2010

Nerdoriety

\ˈnərd-ə-ˈrī-ə-tē\

-noun
1. The state, quality, or character of being widely known as a nerd.
2. The act of being notoriously nerdy.

A person of great nerdoriety often reads Geekologie.

by Lawnhorse September 15, 2010

nervole

Nervole = nervous butthole! This unseemly condition results from a combination of nerves, coffee and/or a weak stomach. Frequently results in flatulence, hershey squirts or frighteningly disruptive digestive noises.

As we waited outside the testing room, I could feel the nervole building..

by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011

Nerdonomy

n. an arrangement of people who, often very studious, share their knowledge in spite of their questionable social skills.

The group of people waiting in line for Lord of the Rings, talking about seemingly unrelated topics at length, but in an interesting manner formed quite a nerdonomy.

by Henry Mannforest September 16, 2012

nerdmosphere

A social atmosphere that may encompass many subjects including but not limited to books, video games, fantasy, horror, comics, trivia, computers, electronics, board games, cosplay, anime, science, physics. It tends to be a very laid back and welcoming environment, regardless of the diversity of the crowd.

The nerdmosphere at the local bar that boasted a vintage arcade and a variety of board games was always fun and entertaining.

by flashback June 4, 2013

nerdorker

A nerdorker is a unique combination of being a nerd and a dork at the exact same instant in time.

You're such a nerd...no you're a dork...yeah you're definitely a nerdorker.

by Andrew and Elizabeth April 1, 2015

nervous cup

a beverage of any type to sit and sip on anytime you're nervous... usually to keep one from eating or making a fool of themselves.

You may want to get yourself a nervous cup so you don't eat everything on the buffet.

by luly110 June 27, 2017