mutuals

When a man and a woman simultaneously achieve orgasm together during intercourse or 69.

Coco: You ever hold it in during sex if you know she is about to cum?
Jon: Oh all the time, its the greatest feeling.
Coco: True, fuckin mutuals.

by Circumsized Hen November 20, 2009

Mutually Assured Blumpkin

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.

Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012

mutually pining

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

mutal masturbation

Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!

its good for her & GR8 4 him

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

mutually assured

when ur "mutually assured it means that as of now u and the negro next to u knows that ur both packin heat and that he pulled on u u could pull right back on him

the skinny white man with a shotgun in his trench coat was mutually assured by the large black man next to him that he was not goin down without a fight

by eric fool September 16, 2003

mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

by Doughboy September 2, 2003