munchies

after smoking a large bowl of pot the only way to supress one's hunger is to oral absorb the PENI around him, thus ending his stone-endused hunger.

"Man, I have the munchies... *slurp* *slurp* slurp*.

by I AM SO COOOOOOOOOOOOLZ February 20, 2005

Munchies

When you want to eat. Not a meal, a snack.

You can be sitting around on a Saturday afternoon and suddenly think "Oh I want some crisps. And maybe some toast..." Its often really a random food craving. Suddenly you have the urge to eat icecream. There is none? Well eat something else in the fridge.

A lot of the time its the effect of weed greenie pot or whatever you want to call it. The proper word is marawana. That was spelt how its said coz I got no clue how to spell it!

A WARNING: If you have munchies at someone elses house, DO NOT EAT THEIR PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES! The only thing that allows you to eat their pringles or jaffa cakes is if they are eating them with you.

One thing - it doesnt alway mean you've had a green day if you've got the munchies! People randomly get them a lot. Dont accuse your lil sis/son/mate of being a stoner coz they ate everything in the fridge, smell them first, or whatever.

I got the munchies! *eats crisps, icecream, toast, apple and cakes*

"I am so pissed off right now! Tommy came to my house when he was stoned, and he had the munchies! THERE ARE NO PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES LEFT! I'm gonna kill him! He didn't even leave me any greenie either..."

by Lyddy Cool October 24, 2006

munchies

food, something you eat

im going to go get some munchies cause im hungry. how much are those munchies?

by impossible is nothing August 13, 2005

Munchie

Munchie is a crazy man. He is loyal to the girls he really want and will have you in love.

Dang how did she fall in love with munchie so fast

by Urbanization 123 December 10, 2019

Water Munchies

After your done swimming you are always hungry.

When we get back to your house lets eat i got the water munchies.

by Mike Holder July 31, 2011

Zid Munchies

Kosher foods. Including but not limited to: gefilte fish, matzos, latkes, brisket, etc.. EXCLUDING cheeseburgers, bacon, and delicious marine delicacies such as shrimp, scallops, crab, and lobster. Pretty much any food that doesn't contain pork, mix milk and meat, or come from an animal with a shell. Named so because they are the fundamental nom noms of orthodox and hasidic jews (zids).

Every time I ate dinner at my ex boyfriend's house with his orthodox religious fanatic parents, they had zid munchies.

Now that New York Medical College has been taken over by the Touro College group, all they serve on campus are zid munchies. Boy vey, how the fuck can I get some zuppa di pesce.

by pastina June 15, 2012

Road Munchies

1) The act of orally pleasing a girl while she is driving

2) Smoking weed while driving resulting in an instantaneous trip to McDonalds.

1) Joel: Hey will you give me road head?

Rae: Only if you give me road munchies. I won't get you off unless you get me off.

2) Joel: Dude, I'm so high right now.

Dave: Ya man, I got some serious road munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell

by DirtyDave69 July 21, 2012