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Get the brb my mums gonna use comp mug.When you are just to much of a road man to call your mum, mum. Generally said after alot of weed and/or drank and your mumzy calls you and you panic. Or when your fucked and your mum texts you saying much trouble your in
by Dawgness123 October 16, 2012
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An attrative mother who is usally married to a rich man. She spends most of her days shopping, getting her nails and hair done, at coffee with friends and watching Oprah,while her childern are at day care and her husband is at work. Often extremely spoiled and have not worked since thier childern were born.
by ambi August 16, 2004
Get the yummy mummy mug.While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.
by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003
Get the blind mummy mug.A complete wuss and is very sensitive. A mummys boy is the type of kid from the ages of 3 to about 33 (I've never met any bloke above!) that will not spend more than a day away from his mum. They are overfriendly and their mums actually enjoy the attention from their sons (and personally, watchin ma lil bro all over my mum makes me feel sick! Lol).
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