lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

Moles

A Mixture of Weed & Tobacco grinded together

Moles
Molestien's
Mokies
Moklers

1."Yo lets go make a Mole Batch"
2."Moles to the Dome!"
3."Snap That Mole"

by Half Ounce Jack August 3, 2010

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

Modest Mouse

Modest Mouse, no matter wat any1 says, did not sell out...dammit it doesnt mean selling out if 1 of ur songs actually gets played on the radio...and their music hasnt changed from their last album at all.

listen 2 bukowski then listen 2 satin in a coffin...the styles r totally the same

by keeper19 March 5, 2005

mokestah

someone who thinks they're hawaiian but really isn't. they try to talk and act like a tita but they are not.

Timothy: Rajjjj my bradah. We go surf?
Ku'upono: Dude. You're white. You're such a mokestah.

by whitechick696969696966969 July 26, 2010

Moesky

Moesky- n Slang term for motel

I took that hoe to the moesky last night.

by kariim August 24, 2005

Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012