beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 8, 2019

Mutual Molestation

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short

Both of us were touching each other, so it was mutual molestation

by TopHatTim July 5, 2019

San Modesto

A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 30, 2022

Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.

Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers

by donk1 April 17, 2011

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

mobese

More obese than the average obese person.

Dude that chick is mobese

by Dave Hunter May 31, 2010