Age/Gender Music Mistaking

When your listening to music and think the song is sung by a 15 year old girl but it’s actually made by a 50 year old guy. The mistaking can happen with any combination.

Byron was listening to the song Star Song, and thought it was song by a middle school boy. On further research, Byron concluded that the song was sung by a adult woman. Byron was Age/Gender Music Mistaking.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins April 20, 2022

Morton's Mistake

When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.

"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."

by HungryJohnny July 9, 2022

People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

"People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist"
is a Markiplier Quote in "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a Youtube Video

Person 1: *hitting himself with non leathal weapons that he bought*
Also Person 1: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 24, 2022

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003

Mistaken IMendity

To think you've sent an IM to a friend complaining about someone when actually you sent it to the person you were complaining about.

Jane had a bad case of Mistaken IMendity yesterday - to her horror she accidentally sent an IM to her boss complaining about what a crazy freak he was, instead of sending it to her friend Matt. Total career limiting move!

by maybay August 3, 2007

moustake

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

by sevenpeople December 1, 2009