mong muncher

those who munch on the officially monging and socially retarded

stop slobbering on my jacket you fuking retarded mong muncher

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

Mongur

A person who becomes hopelessly lost out-of-bounds at a ski area. This usually occurrs when a lone gaper attempts to follow a group of locals into their powder stash without their knowledge or consent. The mongur will not be able to keep up with the locals, pull out his cell-phone, and begin speed-dialing the ski patrol, 911, park rangers, and mom, begging to be rescued.

Q: Did you hear about the Joey that almost spent the night in the woods last weekend?

A: Yea! The Mongur didn't even buy the ski patrol a round at the bar after they got him out! JONG!

by E.C.Maggot March 1, 2010

Mondu

To act in a Thao like manner. To be a Thao.

Look at that Mondu checking out the chickenheads badonkadonks.

by gliven February 21, 2009

Mangual

Mangual(mangualing) VERB- To shield somebody half your age in soccer to the point of pushing them down violently; will result in a yellow or if really violent, a red card.

The game was tied so brian did something to get the ball from the defense so he thought to mangual to other team. brian manugaled the kid preventing him from scoreing

by betuwon'thithim January 25, 2011

monduke

Explosive shit

I'm going to take a monduke.

by LtL3 June 26, 2017

Justin Mongan

Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.

You are being a Justin Mongan today.

by ihategames March 11, 2010

mong

See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.

You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.

by Bob February 5, 2003