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Des Moines

A place where everyone is actually pretty okay except for the privileged West Siders who can't seem to mind their business. Not synonymous with West Des Moines.
Man... I'm so sick of these people in West Des Moines not knowing how to drive. Let's go to the East Village in Des Moines.
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G'morn'n

For when you are too lazy to write or say Good Morning.
G'morn'n love, hope you slept well.
by Creativecaveman April 5, 2020
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Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.
After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.
by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021
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Moinak

SIMP
Someone who is addicted to all Samsung products, and hates Apple. Moinaks also like all girls named Spreeha and Krisha. He hates Apple. With a passion. He got banned from the Apple store for breaking all their products.
Moinak is a SIMP.
by George212 April 7, 2020
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Moin

moin means love in another language mixed with english
i moin you
my moin
i moin seema
by "jennifer" January 25, 2007
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Mornal

(n), (adj) Being normal, but a little weird.
"Cristian, I'm not weird I'm mornal!"
by Mornal1417 November 22, 2013
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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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