An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
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a word. a nickname. a licenseplate. a legend. a god.
Only those who are nominated by many to save a wack ass time with a mere fist pump, those who can manage 6 parties and 50+ heads at once on a guestlist, those who never get a ::fingers:: "fuck up" and/or "do somethin'" slaped to their fach, and those who can be cockdiesel in two countries simultaniously are considered as miticale. if you can make over 6+ girls drool at one cafeteria sighting, have one hell of a MOOSE, rock a thousand dollar suit at dna, have a facebook group dedicated to your presence, AND pound endless drinks with xtra's and STILL be good to ride an Aprilia RS 125 in 6th gear home at 5 am.. you've achieved Miticale status.
Done by one, aspired by thousands...
Marco Auriti of Astoria, Queens is the first and only induvidual to achieve such status. All others who question his ability to make the wackest Saturday night into the most memorable one in years, we'll just have to put 'em in the baytroom.
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a word. a nickname. a licenseplate. a legend. a god.
Only those who are nominated by many to save a wack ass time with a mere fist pump, those who can manage 6 parties and 50+ heads at once on a guestlist, those who never get a ::fingers:: "fuck up" and/or "do somethin'" slaped to their fach, and those who can be cockdiesel in two countries simultaniously are considered as miticale. if you can make over 6+ girls drool at one cafeteria sighting, have one hell of a MOOSE, rock a thousand dollar suit at dna, have a facebook group dedicated to your presence, AND pound endless drinks with xtra's and STILL be good to ride an Aprilia RS 125 in 6th gear home at 5 am.. you've achieved Miticale status.
Done by one, aspired by thousands...
Marco Auriti of Astoria, Queens is the first and only induvidual to achieve such status. All others who question his ability to make the wackest Saturday night into the most memorable one in years, we'll just have to put 'em in the baytroom.
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Frequently abbreviated to "mito" and/or "mitico" when describing an unfathomable night of club hopping, heavy drinking, and mackin'.
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