French Military Victories

Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman

Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen

Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen

These do not count as French Military Victories

French Military Victories by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009

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French Military Victories

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.

French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.

French Military Victories by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008

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french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.

The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).

french military victories by Super Jesus December 28, 2005