Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.
you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
by Mackizzlet November 7, 2007
A school packed with small horny teens that are the size of a thumbtack that can never seem to not fight eachother on a daily basis
by Some idiot 123 April 4, 2022
The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.
Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.
by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022
See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She will tell you how terrible and lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW may have, at some point or another in her marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you see that Overly Sensitive Military Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
by TwinksNHohos January 10, 2012
These groups range from trash all the way to not that bad. These groups always have those ads which show "Fighting" or some military guy with a gun and some text like "Fight for _____!" or something. and in reality they're all just training simulators, they do have "raids" but. Yea ive never seen that happen a lot. Theres something that every group has in common. In their academy game, they always have those "Raider gamepasses" or Gun gamepasses which your never going to be allowed to FUCKING USE because your "interrupting trainings" or "abusing power" Oh ok, reasonable right? your shooting your own team (if your in the group) or interrupting a training ruining some other guys experience! But. WHY EVEN FUCKING SELL THAT GAMEPASS IN THE FIRST PLACE, but sometimes you might actually have some good groups with good "trainings" and have fun being in a community of wannabe soldiers.
Timmy:"I joined the military"
Parent:"Huh? how, you can't eve-
Timmy:"I joined a Roblox Military Group"
Parent:"What the fuck is that oh and by the way I got to go buy some milk"
Parent:"Huh? how, you can't eve-
Timmy:"I joined a Roblox Military Group"
Parent:"What the fuck is that oh and by the way I got to go buy some milk"
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.
Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!
Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...
Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...
by The Silenced Truth September 28, 2007
A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).
Fork Union Military Academy sucks.
by joe blows hard January 27, 2013