Microsoft

A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.

Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!

by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

Microsoft

A man with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019

Microsoft

A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself

John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*

by maksym1000 July 3, 2019

Microsoft

A company filled with nazi's who make shitty bloated operating systems.

Windows 11 user: Why is this operating system so fucking shit.
Linux user: Because it's Microsoft

by I_Am_Addicted_To_Anime January 1, 2022

Microsoft excel

A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.

Die Microsoft excel.

by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016

Microsoft

1) A company so bad, bloggers and college students write essays about how bad their products are.

2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.

P1: What evil empire did you do your report on?

P2: Microsoft!

by Reiden March 6, 2011

microsoft

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.

Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.

by The man October 8, 2002