Definitions by Obsidian_Linguist

Microsoft 

A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.

Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!

Microsoft by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

CS:GO Fuck Yourself 

The type of insult you would use on someone who's wasted over 1000 hours of their life playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

"Man, you should just CS:GO Fuck Yourself, you lousy no-life"

CS:GO Fuck Yourself by Obsidian_Linguist April 19, 2017

Ghost Taco Supreme 

It's an empty Taco Shell, full of sour cream.

"Yeah, can I get a number 4, a number 12, 2 Ghost Taco Supremes, A large Mountain Dew, and 10 orders of Cinnamon Twists?"

Ghost Taco Supreme by Obsidian_Linguist April 19, 2017

swagalackin 

The pure lack of swaggeriffic esscence

That kid's so swagalackin, he'll be forever alone!

swagalackin by Obsidian_Linguist April 18, 2017