Bong Marley

nice 2 1/2 + foot bong with a nice ice catcher . Gets your retarded after one hit. Nice slider with defuser. Bob marleys head on the base of it.

Yo man last night i was at Johns house and i got retarded off bong marley.

Last night i took 5 hits of Bong Marley, after that i did not remember one thing.

by Bobby marley March 8, 2010

as fit as a mallee bull

A person who is very fit and can lift and carry many objects.

I am as fit as a mallee bull unlike this muddy guy who is basically the opposite of me.

by Hello's and a woman can be the April 11, 2017

marleybone

A marijuana cigarette, but a fatty. Named for Bob Marley, a big fan and promoter of the herb.

No twigs yo - roll a fat marleybone, so we can all enjoy!

by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

mallerie

One of the sportiest people you know she will always make your day better or you could easily make her cry but she always has a smile on her face. She has had a hard life and depends on her friends not to leave her.

She is such a mallerie.

by Pandagrlp8 May 19, 2018

Marleying

Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.

Wow, my ex just texted me, “Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year.” We haven’t talked since February so he must just be Marleying.

by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020

Mallet

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “

by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020