Loot Listener

Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.

"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"

by The-Olas November 15, 2025

Looting

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

by Footjober February 12, 2025

Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

gray loot

an adjective describing frequently appearing, often mediocre items/ideas

"in his quest of a chocolatey snack he looked through endless piles of gray loot, hordes of unwanted milk duds and unbranded candy sticks"

by sirguy2 May 12, 2025

Looting

You ALSO did it!

Hym "Looting is only OK if Jews do it. Which they did. The looted this."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 17, 2023

Loot Legato

Getting bomb ass loot in Fortnite at a named location

*Chest gives you mythic gun* or *Looting multiple concurrent good chests*
"LOOT LEGATO!!!!"

by PriorStingray April 22, 2024