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What Hypothermia does
by dan July 15, 2003
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loltipmp

The not so short but still true: Laugh Out Loud Til I Peed My Pants. This phrase is missed used too often and incorrectly. Seriously how often does an adult laugh hard enough for this to happen, excluding my ex wife when some one I know now meets her and tells her what a great guy I are? Come-on counts the times scroll the pictures thru your mind. Never, never, never. Aussie slang version: loltipm Laugh Out Loud Til I Pissed Meself
When he said he was a Clipper fan i loltipmp
She said he was a great guy and i loltipmp
(the exception proving the definition)
She says too me I'm seventy one but still don't wear depends i loltipmp
by WriterJim February 19, 2009
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lloking

1. to look at something with an intense urge to rape.

2. To look forward to an event with the fiery passion of a four year old locked in a candy store.
Man, I am so lloking forward to getting crunk this Friday!

Me too, I've had a bad week, I need some booze in me now!

O my god, you were totally just lloking at that grandma!

No, man I swear I wasn't!!!
by Kaylee G October 26, 2012
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LOTI

"LOTI!"
by ArcticStarite From YT January 18, 2013
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Lotion Man

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes
The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!
by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021
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LOTI

Him: “I never got your name.”
Me: “loti, you’re not going to get it”
by Blessing Akin June 27, 2021
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Emotion Lotion

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.
Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!
by Roooster March 13, 2015
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