team kiwi

pwñêd by team Binty like every other airsoft or paintball team out there.

by Timmy in a Jar October 13, 2003

kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.

FUCK! kiwikid won again.

by asshole July 20, 2004

Kiwi

A very small penis

Jeff has a kiwi.

by BlackHawkandNightWing March 28, 2011

Kiwi

Testicle or Testicles.

You just got hit in the kiwi.

by Steven Gomez February 28, 2008

Pope’s Salty Kiwi

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

Kiwi

An imaginary person from Brazil who is awesome at everything he does.

Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?

by Jenson the Kiwi Guy February 28, 2009

Ghetto Kiwi

When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:

Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.

GHETTO KIWI!

When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:

Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.

GHETTO KIWI!!

by johnzzzzz January 16, 2008