Killing a Ninja

A slang term for Masturabtion.

Jon: "Why were you in the bathroom so long?"

Dean: "Sorry, I was killing a ninja."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness

My friend.

(this word) is cool!

by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003

killing me off

When somethings really tiring you out

Friend: there's so much work left to do

You: I know it's killing me off

by Blouisexo April 22, 2017

killings

ginger

killings is ginger xd

by zoupa May 20, 2021

kitten killing

masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::

marcus has never ever killed a kitten

by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003

buzz killington

Phrase used to describe disdain or vexation at a certain event or happening that has taken place. Usually used to say something just completely killed the mood or had a negative effect on what otherwise would have been a positive thing. In effect a mood killer or nuisance.

this girl is an absolute babe but she's way too funny for me, it's a pure buzz killington

by tinytown January 24, 2011