The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010
Get the Keyes Disease mug.Very small group composed of the most inquisitive innovators in the galaxy. Specializing especially in matters regarding the realigning of female vertebrae, and the holders of the all powerful artifact, they are the only mortals who hold the keys to the outer realms where they spend much of their time. Because of this many speculate they are no longer human at all, considering they carry humanities burdens as though it was a feather. Other than having effortless success on a massive scale in anything they feel like doing, they are regarded by women and men alike as one of humanities last hopes
“Idc if he was a bastard, thanos was hard bruh, he was the most powerful in the whole galaxy”
“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”
“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
by De Zohan May 8, 2021
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Do you know that Kekker from Youtube?
by Patient 666911420 March 8, 2018
Get the kekker mug.“Keke do you love me ? Are you riding ? Say you’ll never ever leave from beside me ! Because I want yah , and I need yuh”
by Itsyahbitchkay7 July 21, 2018
Get the Keke mug.Kekkei Genkai is a Limited Blood Line, activated with Life energy.
The Main Kekkei Genkai is known from Naruto, but who was the actual Keeper of it?
I'm here to tell you about a Japanese Legend off the DARK WEB!
It's said that there was an Japanese Clan, the Holder of all kekkei Genkai.
Everyone had a specific Bloodline, based on their Family.
The clan got abandoned 300+ Years ago, due to a Clan Members assasination.
The Clan Member is said to be The Brother of the underground Assassin "Amelia Klein".
But why did amelia get abandoned?-
Amelia had inherited all kekkei genkai, such as MAGEKYO Sharingan, RINNESharingan,Byakugan, Sharingan, Jogan.
People made a fuss about her Existence, and amelia got adopted by a German Family 17 Years Ago.
The girl is said to be caught on such texting apps Like Discord, Killing people over web cam.
There's a Worth of 90M USD on Amelia's body due to the current Black Markets.
Her existence had to be deleted, but people used her lifestyle for various things.
Creating "Anime", Legends, Popularity.
Back then it was a dangerous thing to show up as a Clan Member, cause everyone had an urge against the strong Clan, which could take out the Whole world.
You might be questioning yourself "NO WAY this is real, haha!"
Take a Look at the DARK WEB, which has thousands of Japanese Legends, Videos, and Stories.
The girl resembles the Moon Goddes, Haori.
The Main Kekkei Genkai is known from Naruto, but who was the actual Keeper of it?
I'm here to tell you about a Japanese Legend off the DARK WEB!
It's said that there was an Japanese Clan, the Holder of all kekkei Genkai.
Everyone had a specific Bloodline, based on their Family.
The clan got abandoned 300+ Years ago, due to a Clan Members assasination.
The Clan Member is said to be The Brother of the underground Assassin "Amelia Klein".
But why did amelia get abandoned?-
Amelia had inherited all kekkei genkai, such as MAGEKYO Sharingan, RINNESharingan,Byakugan, Sharingan, Jogan.
People made a fuss about her Existence, and amelia got adopted by a German Family 17 Years Ago.
The girl is said to be caught on such texting apps Like Discord, Killing people over web cam.
There's a Worth of 90M USD on Amelia's body due to the current Black Markets.
Her existence had to be deleted, but people used her lifestyle for various things.
Creating "Anime", Legends, Popularity.
Back then it was a dangerous thing to show up as a Clan Member, cause everyone had an urge against the strong Clan, which could take out the Whole world.
You might be questioning yourself "NO WAY this is real, haha!"
Take a Look at the DARK WEB, which has thousands of Japanese Legends, Videos, and Stories.
The girl resembles the Moon Goddes, Haori.
You: I might show people a Picture of that Eye, getting rich!
Amelia: I might pull up and show your dead body to them, damn that shits gorgeous!
You: Is that a Kekkei Genkai?
Random Guy: BAKA! That's a dead Japanese Legend. Grow up!
Amelia: I might pull up and show your dead body to them, damn that shits gorgeous!
You: Is that a Kekkei Genkai?
Random Guy: BAKA! That's a dead Japanese Legend. Grow up!
by DarkWebInformation April 1, 2020
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- Thanks mate, I really needed to hear that.
- Thanks mate, I really needed to hear that.
by BumbleBlitz July 5, 2017
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