junk jig

To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby.

"Eww...Please stop that junk jig for like three seconds and tell me where the bathroom is.

by matt Gettz May 19, 2007

junk shot

the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.

joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?

scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*

by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010

jucks

The act of stabbing someone or a stabbing motion

dun make me have to jucks you blud.

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

Junk Driving

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.

L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.

by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010

junk

Heroin

I was high on junk, and the warm winds of santa anna felt alright.

by hott enchilada July 17, 2003

Junk sling

A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.

Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock

by Jonny cred:Pam December 14, 2010

kick in the junk

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.

"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"

by Boris87 June 11, 2006