Dike Jones

The new name made up for Mike Jones by Chamillionaire, In You Got Wrecked

No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked. When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck You know why I'm here, to take my respect. You can't get next, I came to plex. So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

by Skyler Deer Bitch!! February 28, 2005

alex jones

ima be honest with you, im kinda retarded

mom ima be honsest with you, i think im knida alex jones

by fleebless April 18, 2019

Dyke Jones

A.K.A Mike Jones

The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.

A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.

Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

Who? Dyke Jones

by Austin AK October 10, 2005

Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

Bob Jones University

An very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.

She's going to BJU next year.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Janisse

A bubbly, intelligent, smart, beautiful and courageous human being that embraces life with love & care for others.

Wow, she’s so inspiring…She’s a JANISSE!!!

by gbar February 3, 2010

jones effect

Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."

Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.

by jay-b-c May 18, 2009