Jonah

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him

"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"

by Ekud33 January 17, 2020

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

jochen

Common word for gay in Belgium

Look at him, He must be jochen (cochet)

by Ruben Schepers June 10, 2008

jonah

Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.

He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.

by yyz113 April 15, 2008

Jochen

A name originated from the jewish language hebrew and from old german language.

Meaning in german: A short form of Joachim, "the small one";
and in hebrew: "Jahwe God will straighten up"

"They don't allow a Jochen to ride with the roller coaster!"

by 8eleven February 6, 2010

Jonah

Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok

I hate Jonah but it’s fine because he hates me even more

by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019

the jonah

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

by doingthejonah March 30, 2011