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déjà Jew

when a person of Jewish heritage gets an oddly familiar feeling that his or her cleverness in financial matters is meeting with envy & resentment, or that, for reasons of religious differences, antisemitism is afoot
When that loser referred to the city as Jew York, he struck a déjà Jew cord with people of every race and religion.
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jew unit

A team of extremely competent and ruthless Jewish attourneys.
I'm not signing this contract until my Jew Unit looks it over.
by I is who I is May 24, 2004
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Grammar Jew

A person with poor grammar, the opposite of a grammar nazi.
Joe: Hey there having a sale at Walmart!
Mike:*They're
Joe: Sorry, I'm a grammar jew.
by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson II February 8, 2013
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Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Juicy Jew

A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.
Judas F-ing Priest, this Juicy Jew is fan-freaking-tastic!
by Case isn't settled yet. May 24, 2009
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Triple Jew

A fair amount worse than double jew, but not nearly as insulting as quadruple grand wizard jew.

Best defined as one who features all the unfortunate symptoms of jew simultaneously.
Billy: "I'm pretty sure you could fit the amount you're tipping in your nose."
Josh: "You don't need to give more than 3% on tuesdays!"
Billy: "You're such a triple jew."
by The 252 February 7, 2010
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Jew Roll

Opposite of Italian or Afro Roll - Wad of $100s with a $1 on the outside.
Rosenburg put the small bills on top of his bank roll so he could buy a kosher dog on his way through brooklyn without getting robbed.
by Ayin March 30, 2005
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