I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009
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A good pile of roaches(whats left after finishing a spliff), preferably in a box or an container. Usually the roaches you save and smoke them later.
Yo, go get the dead jews and lets burn 'em.
by TheDeadMansDeathRIMZ October 16, 2009
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When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth
Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!
by B-dizzle and J Bird August 12, 2010
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
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The cooler term for Jesus. Christians everywhere will try to beat you if you refer to him as such. Cosmic Jew can walk on water, turn water into wine, disappear and fly. Hes much more unique the the other guys.

At age 6, the Cosmic Jew began questioning if Joesph was his real father. Whenever he asked this question, Joesph would then procede to beat him...Violently.

To escape from this he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrori if anything he can say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
Cosmic Jew speaking about abortion to one of his followers, "Lol push her down the stairs?"
Stronge Christian: "But Cosmic Jew, Abortion is murder!"
Cosmic Jew: "Stfu."
by Cosmic Jewcy June 2, 2009
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He is the dreaded enemy to the Grammar Nazi, he is found on every game, every forum, every blog on the Internet.
Typo Jew: Hay doods wut up!
Grammar Nazi: *Pew pew* *Kills Typo Jew*
Typo Jew: Oh noes!
by BuzzKillingTon December 29, 2009
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Slang used in Palastin to refer to the prime minister of Israel
Did you know that they are electing a new Arch-Jew.
by BiiigBoiiii April 21, 2021
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