1 definition by Ersatzaxiom

Play the Jew

verb. to refuse to spend money, usually due to having spent money on bills or just needing to save money in general and thereby acting like a stingy Jew.

Guy1: Hey do you want to get a beer tonight?
Guy2: Sorry man, I gotta play the Jew tonight, I just paid car insurance...

by Ersatzaxiom April 24, 2009