jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

by Jesus Swallows November 26, 2006

new york jewish

The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.

Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.

Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.

girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.

These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.

Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.

by its ok im jewish too May 14, 2007

Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho is the most mature athlete on the planet. He is a living legend, and victimises the crowd and insults them as to what they truly are. A group of hypocrites, sychophants, loyal dogs.

The former Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla killed Y2J by destroying Shawn Michaels and smacking his wife in the face.

Chris Jericho - "You people make me sick. A group of idiots who don't give me the respect I deserve for being so mature"

by SteRDLK May 29, 2009

not Jewish

(not JEW-ish) adjective. the catch all phrase used between Yids to classify someone who is Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist, Athiest, Muslim, etc.

Rose: So, tell me about your lovely friend Sue.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

jewish butt sex

a type of anal sex in which two males (preferably jewish) order a prostitute and give her anal sex simultaneously; then get her so drunk she forgets to ask for money for the sex.

dude last night me and my friend gave a prostitute jewish butt sex!

by bob mchenry October 10, 2011

Jewish Car Bomb

A drink ordered at a bar where the cheapest shot is ordered and then dropped into a glass with the cheapest beer in it, and then consumed, like an irish car bomb.

Ordering a Jewish Car Bomb at a bar and having a shot of Popov vodka and dropping it into a glass of PBR

by vantage39 June 22, 2009

Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009