Jason

Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.
Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.
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Oh my gosh look jason! Its you!

A dog: woof woof
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Jason a nigga with a great personality, great looks , and a fuckin horse cock
by Nancy gray November 24, 2021
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Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
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A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.
by AJM85 June 28, 2012
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JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..
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Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.

Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is such an ass. All he does is talk about my mom being a MILF.
by Mexican 1999 May 06, 2018
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