An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":
"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.
"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.
by Limbo January 13, 2006
Get the e-jailmug. When you use a needle and some india ink to tattoo yourself. Painful, but not as bad as you would think. As long as you use hydrocortizone so it doesn't get infected.
" wow, she got a jail tattoo!"
"what of?"
"Nirvana face on the hip, dude!"
"wow, that's sick."
"Yeah, I'd do her."
"No, I mean that's SICK. She'll get AIDS."
"what of?"
"Nirvana face on the hip, dude!"
"wow, that's sick."
"Yeah, I'd do her."
"No, I mean that's SICK. She'll get AIDS."
by screennamessuckbitch August 9, 2009
Get the jail tattoomug. An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.
"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."
by Ailurus January 21, 2010
Get the jail-whalemug. john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail
judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the head jailmug. by flylikeanangel December 30, 2008
Get the Jail tattoomug. The worst thing a teacher can give you over a school break (ie: spring break, summer break, thanksgiving break and winter break .... HOME WORK
by WeebProblems March 5, 2016
Get the homework jailmug. by Jack Bauer's Power Hour October 12, 2007
Get the jail-ttoo'smug.