A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
by negrotime! February 21, 2018
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by jacobwitham December 9, 2019
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A nugget. A big booty male. He is a nice boy with a big butt but he will deny it. He wants to be famous and its gonna happen
Jacobey is that dude!
by French Queen Of Potatoes November 5, 2020
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im a very very lonely person with no one i can call my own simply because no one wants me i may seem hansom or whatever but thats not what everyone else things everyone things im an asshole and yes this is true but no one knows the true side of me .... i am depressed no love having bastard with a personality only i can love im a dirty minded person and if offends you then fuck off i just want love and someone to hold while they sleep on my chest .... but the bright things in my definition is that i can easily fall in love and if i fall in love with you ill never tell you because ik from experience youll laugh in my face and also because you dont feel the same ... hello my name is jacobey and im depressed
im a very very lonely person with no one i can call my own simply because no one wants me i may seem hansom or whatever but thats not what everyone else things everyone things im an asshole and yes this is true but no one knows the true side of me .... i am depressed no love having bastard with a personality only i can love im a dirty minded person and if offends you then fuck off i just want love and someone to hold while they sleep on my chest .... but the bright things in my definition is that i can easily fall in love and if i fall in love with you ill never tell you because ik from experience youll laugh in my face and also because you dont feel the same ... hello my name is jacobey and im depressed
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Get the JacobShmacob mug.Jacobus is a name derived from the name Jacob. Also taken from the Hebrew name Yakoov, traditionally meaning "heel"
or "following after". This comes from the biblical story of the birth of Jacob who was born grabbing onto his brother's heel.
or "following after". This comes from the biblical story of the birth of Jacob who was born grabbing onto his brother's heel.
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