Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles! 

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles! by Nick D March 10, 2003

just be real 

Be truthful about a situation. To come clean about a lie.

I know you cheated on so "just be real" about it.

just be real by Mysta Prepp August 20, 2006

Just JoJo January 

this is the month in which jojo fans have all power to speak about jojo, make jojokes, references, watch jojo, read jojo and do anything to do with it.

Bob: “hey are you doing No JoJo January?”
Jim: “Nah im doing Just JoJo January”
Bob: “That sounds cool!”

Just JoJo January by kakyoin’s cherry January 1, 2020

Just Beat It 

you can take this two different ways

One way is you can sing this in part of a song Beat It by Micheal Jackson the white version.

Another way you can use it is when your in bed with your girl and your laying there and you just have to tell her to just beat it

Sydney: Hey Brian you like this song "JUST BEAT IT"
Brian: yeah i love it

Sydney: man this is boring just laying in bed
Brain: JUST BEAT IT

Just Beat It by swaggycashmmoney23 May 24, 2020

Just Kill Me! 

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

Just Kill Me! by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009

Just Blained 

When having a conversation with somebody and someone states something so fucking asinine it completely derails all forms of thought by all parties involved.

John: So what is the definition of a Fish Hook?
Jordan: It's when people were fishing off the docks near the Boston Tea Party and they saw the British coming toward them so they decided to Teaspoon Leg it out of there and get a hooked finger in their mouths.
Miles: Whaaaaaaa....
Adam: O.o
John: You.. You just Blained this entire fucking show.
Jordan: You're welcome.

Just Blained by McGreybush January 2, 2015

just friends 

A girl can say this to assure you (the boyfriend) that her male friend is 'just a friend'

If your girlfriend says this about a guy she has been a bit too friendly towards for a while, she is lying. probably.

Man: Who's this guy you've been hanging with? He just touched your leg!

Woman: Oh relax! We're just friends!

just friends by Funkmaster21 August 7, 2008