Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 18, 2018

italian whimsical

wrap a hotdog around your partner’s waist and ride them while they’re in a state of euphoria

guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

italian string

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.

What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

by snazzysnails May 10, 2020

Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.

Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!

by Toby4Life January 28, 2021

Rusty Italian

When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian

My girlfriend let me give her the rusty Italian last night, she loved it.

by Naughty Italian April 5, 2020

swifties italiani

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.

Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?

by Cluddy October 8, 2020