Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005

Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 8, 2023

italian

italian americans....with italian heritage born in america
beautiful respectful people...who know how to
1.throw the best weddings
2.cook the best food
3/dress the best
4.best jewelry
5.best cars
6.safest neighborhoods.

and to all you fake italians or italian haters that say italians eat dominos and chef boy ardee

no italian would ever...ever..ever eat that crap..

my next door neighbor is a real italian..he just got here from Naples

by danidani June 1, 2006

Italia

Italia gotta big booty and is not afraid to speak her mind if she shuts you out its like your dying she's gorgeous and can get really frisky when she means to and she does everything for a reason bad or good.

Damn did you see Italia today she lookin like a full course meal.

by Italy3 November 26, 2016

italian

Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.

I'm Italian

by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004

Italicanasianish

The act of being Italian,Canadian,Asian and British all at the same time. Extremely common in absolutely nowhere.

Italicanasianish guy:Herro govnor,how are you eh? Wanna eat some pizza?

Non-Italicanasianish guy:I'm confused.

by ApersonWhoIsAlsoAPerson November 29, 2013

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014