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Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.
How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.
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Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
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Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
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Instant Legend

A violent game of football played on a small pitch.

The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.

If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
Legend: Holy shit fat boy is an Instant Legend!

Hero: Really?

Legend: LOL JK!
Hero: LOL!
by NeilKetchum September 8, 2010
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Instant loss

Type of genre in hentai or doujins where female main character who believes herself to be strong gets overwhelmed , dominated and get fucked into submission by a stronger male villian , having both her body and mind broken. This type of genre triggers the hateful femoids species (misandrists )and modern day femcel feminists alike .
John : : Have you heard how Delilah saying

she can beat any men, after attending a

few self defense classes?

Mark : : I bet one day she's gonna challenge

a wrong guy and get an instant loss.
by MegaBased GigaChad January 20, 2024
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instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe July 3, 2015
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Instant

instant \'in-stan\ : abbr 1 : quick reference 2 : blink of an eye
when chacha slide play there's an "instant" dance craze along cha cha real smooth
by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023
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