Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz October 21, 2008

Instant Goods

When your watching porn, hentai, or other sexually related things and you find a video that's so good you share it on that one discord or subreddit your in.

Friend: How did you get so much Karma?!
Me: Instant Goods.

by False pseudonym May 15, 2020

Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 20, 2010

instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 22, 2013

Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021

Instant Loss 2koma

Refers to a 2-panel comic or sequence where a character initially expresses overconfidence only to get defeated and/or humiliated. The term originated in the manga fandom, and while it has SFW origins the term is now mainly used within hentai and yiff communities, where it is often used in a pornographic context.

Anonymous R34 Artist: "Wow I should post more instant loss 2koma. The one with Goku and Spongebob really popped off!"

by MyPseudonymIsReallyCoolAndStuf March 01, 2024