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HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
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instant ocean

Marijuana. Used in the late Nineties to early Naughts in D.C. suburbs as a sly term for marijuana.
I'd like to get some instant ocean for my tank. You up for some instant ocean?
by mikealao April 22, 2020
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Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.
Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.
by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022
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Instant

An unfair judgment placed on an entity in virtual or non-virtual space, determined by ignorance, laziness, bias or other subjective reasoning to understand a person, place or thing. The word can also be traversed to defend selfish motives.
Why you be gettin' so instant all the time?
by lieon81 August 29, 2024
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Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.
my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"
by aztekerz February 24, 2009
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Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
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Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.
How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.
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