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infinite grey

an incredibly hard to reach place that is very stupid
augusto: i love spreading misinformation about infinite grey!
by boplasve September 25, 2022
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Infinite Suck

Guy: yeah she broke up with me yesterday.
Guy 2: damn, that shit’s infinite suck.
by supertune April 3, 2025
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Elixir Theory

The theory in a clash royale short that when one side has way too much elixir, the video must've been edited and is simply staged for content.
"Yooo look at this! Double sneaky golem in the pocket!"
"Infinite Elixir Theory"
by a random guy who exists? October 22, 2025
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infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe
guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"
by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024
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Infinite

He's the toughest of terrors, he's the roughest of waves, he's the best in his class, INFINITE, he's the head of his pack.

Infinite wears the phantom ruby on his chest and wears a mask to hide his unsightly face...
So, I happened to have met Infinite, and I asked him if he wanted a walk on the beach and what his favorite color was, but... he told me it's none of his concern. I wanted him to show his true power. His true potentional. I... it's... WEAK......

then a shadow came along and... he told infinite that he was weak, and that he should never show his sightly face around here ever again.

Infinite then broke down and went with his iconic line, "I AM NOT WEAK, URRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH",

and that's what it takes to be infinite
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.
Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.
by Kriskit December 2, 2023
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