imaginary blumpkin

The act being aroused and then masturbaiting while taking a lovely crap. Most people imagine a blow job while they are doing this act.

Landon would sit on the toilet for hours giving himself an imaginary blumpkin after his breakup with jackie.

by insanesexybeast February 19, 2011

imaginate

v. to jack-off without actually touching yourself. Using just your imagination. A combination of imagine and masterbate

While sitting in his car, Keith, was able to imaginate in his pants.

by dkblz August 8, 2007

Imaginary Friday

When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.

example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday

"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"

by Chad man bro November 26, 2009

imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Imagination

When you say you have a condom and you have to improvise

Yeah I a condom, just let me use my imagination and color my penis slightly darker with a crayon to make it look like I have a condom.

by UrbanDictionaryNary May 28, 2016

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

imagine charter school

A really crappy school in Firestone, Colorado where they barely have any protection.

Imagine charter school should burn down

by Mrmanpotatoman December 7, 2019