Hypocrite

A female who thinks nobody has any right to tell her what to do with her own body, but thinks she has every right to decide what's best for an animal (when to spay or neuter an animal).

The hypocrite was quick to make decisions about an animal's body for the animal, but made it a crime for anybody else to treat her own body like it wasn't sacred.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2019

Hypocrite

everyone on twitter

average Twitter user: stop fat shaming you fat fuck
non-average Twitter user: what a Hypocrite

by virtue_xxx January 19, 2022

Hypocrite

kenneth

I’m a hypocrite because I fw with lots of girls but my side chick can’t fw nobody.

by Hypocrites March 21, 2020

Hypocrite

Lindsey Graham

Lindsey Graham - “ If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said, ‘Let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination and you can use my words against me and you’d be absolutely right,’”

Also Lindsey Graham -
“Did I say within the last year? What I meant was the last DAY before the election...ahhh fuck it, everyone knows I’m full of shit and a massive hypocrite...we’re filling the seat”

by Pipiriko September 21, 2020

Hypocrite

People that be like “bitches be like” but be the bitches that be like.

Tyrel is a hypocrite! He said “bitches be cheating” but he cheated on her last week.

by andy653 June 9, 2021

hypocrite

Pretending to be motivated by other than one's real motive.

He is a hypocrite. He only did it for praise, not out of the kindness of his heart.

by slot-ratchet-twopence August 1, 2024

hypocrite

A member of the Republican party

There is a good explaination for (insert phrase/activity) when someone I like is doing it. Only libtards are wrong when they do it. They are such hypocrites.

by Shyteweasel June 5, 2017