Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno April 30, 2018

holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.

Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.

by justincaseuwerewonder November 29, 2013

humpering

sexily moving the pelvic area to beats of music :)

i was humpering to that new song yesterday gettin all them ladies!

by the humper-er April 13, 2010

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 27, 2024

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 25, 2023

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 April 01, 2023