Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

Hormonal Support

The kind of support friends give eachother when there hormones are acting up

Sally my best friend gave me hormonal support by sucking my cock, its chill were still best friends!

by biscuitlover October 24, 2011

Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.

Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.

by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012

Hormonally challenged

When your hormones are all jacked up from pregnancy

I'm pregnant and I'm feel a bit hormonally challenged.

by Baby factory July 2, 2015

hormonicide

Hormonicide: The result of a man not recognizing when his woman is in a hormonal space and doing something stupid and potentially life threatening. For example:

Questioner: "Dude, what happened to your face?"
Replier: "Hormonicide, my wife was PMS'ing and I asked her when dinner would be ready for me."

by Reverendjoe August 20, 2015

Horonopes

When your friend who is obsessed with horoscopes and you are not having it.

Will you look up my horoscopes for today?
How about horonopes!

by Emmilllly May 3, 2016

hormonatude

When your tween or teenager gives you blatant random attitude that can only be explained by their raging hormones.

My 13 year old daughter has been giving me hormonatude all day.

by Z girls July 20, 2016