Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.
Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009
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It is to be presumed the intention of this is to atract attention, either from male partents, or teenage boys, to try and make themselves appear more attractive than the other females present. Often looking citoreinextremis.
Hallmarks of the school gate hooker are: high heeled thigh boots; micro mini skirts (esp if in P.V.C or leather); long, non child friendly finger nails, painted in 'hooker red'; unsuitable jewellry/accesories; over exposed clevage/breasts; trashy make up; smoking in inapropriate places.
Often school gate hookers behave in an overly flirty manner, sometimes inaproptiatly with adolecent boys, and are later heard bragging about how how the recipitant was 'all over them'; 'couldnt take their eyes off them'; 'will be masturbating later, with them in mind'
It is to be presumed the intention of this is to atract attention, either from male partents, or teenage boys, to try and make themselves appear more attractive than the other females present. Often looking citoreinextremis.
Hallmarks of the school gate hooker are: high heeled thigh boots; micro mini skirts (esp if in P.V.C or leather); long, non child friendly finger nails, painted in 'hooker red'; unsuitable jewellry/accesories; over exposed clevage/breasts; trashy make up; smoking in inapropriate places.
Often school gate hookers behave in an overly flirty manner, sometimes inaproptiatly with adolecent boys, and are later heard bragging about how how the recipitant was 'all over them'; 'couldnt take their eyes off them'; 'will be masturbating later, with them in mind'
She was hated by the other mothers, avoided by all but the sadest single fathers and embaressed her own offspring, but the school gate hooker still spent as long getting dressed up to do the school run as she would for, yet another, diasterous date.
She make an quite an impession at the school xmas play, in fact quite a few of the other parents asked the school gate hooker if she had just come from/was going straight to work after the performance, and she never once realised they were making fun of her, being more concerned with the attention she was recieving.
Despite spending 45 minutes in preperation for her entrance, and blantently waving her latest model mobile phone about, the school gate hooker had no friends, was habitually single and was laughed at by the teenage boys she was so desperatly trying to impress.
She make an quite an impession at the school xmas play, in fact quite a few of the other parents asked the school gate hooker if she had just come from/was going straight to work after the performance, and she never once realised they were making fun of her, being more concerned with the attention she was recieving.
Despite spending 45 minutes in preperation for her entrance, and blantently waving her latest model mobile phone about, the school gate hooker had no friends, was habitually single and was laughed at by the teenage boys she was so desperatly trying to impress.
by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011
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A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?
B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!
A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.
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In the movie Dirty Work, Chris Farley's character gets his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James
by YaBingedrinkingmom August 14, 2008
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Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.
by Aliases February 2, 2013
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