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Todd Hoffman

A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.
Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.
by Irish beard balm June 9, 2012
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Caitlin van Hoffen

Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!
wow I wish I had Caitlin van Hoffen as my bff!
by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011
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Hoeface

A noun/verb
1: to confront a penis with injection in the mouth impudently

2 a: to suck a dick with a set of hoe lips especially with a different dixk all the time
b: to cover the front of a hoes mouth with multiple dicks

3: to meet face-to-face with multiple dick or in competition with another Hoeface

4 a: to stand or sit with the face toward different dick's

5 a: to recognize and suck as much dick as possible
b: to master by confronting/sucking allot of dick

6: to have as a prospect (*runner-up): be confronted by an option of penis's

*runner-Hoe
ex: "suck a dick you Hoeface"

"Swallow that dick Hoeface"

"baby, I want you to take it like a Hoeface"

"Nicole sucked up 7 different guys at the BBQ; what a Hoeface".
by ESPEAG August 1, 2008
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jack hoff

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate
Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day
by djfkslafj November 9, 2008
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loose-ass heffa

Every neighborhood's got one. 'Nuff said.
Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
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Hoffman

Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.
"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill
by jack_hoffman October 6, 2012
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Haffa

To pick up hottie by either flirting and/or making out (but not sleeping with them)
Emily that guy over there is hot af

"Yas girl! You should totally go over there and Haffa"
by UrbanKidz September 21, 2016
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