Hatblocker

When one's friend is jealous of his/her hat, so he steals it and hides it inbetween a Mini Melt machine etc.

Pat had a real cool Whitehall baseball hat, but his one friend Christian was very jealous of it. So christian stole it and shoved it in between a mini melt machine at the mall. The third friend Christopher was Mr. Innocent! Christian was the hatblocker!

by Mr. Innocent aka Mike Oxbig September 8, 2008

Pulling a Hakula

a. Answering everything in an overly condescending, aggressive and sarcastic manner

b. Seeing even the most basic of problems as a 'cataclysmic' world ending event

c. The inability to not control your sarcastic nature

I told John he had to stay 30 minutes late in order to finish up his project that is due and he started 'pulling a Hakula'. I thought he was going to snap.

example conversation:
Bill: Mike, I was wondering if this was the right form to use?

Mike: Why don't you make up your own form and start from scratch, what we have been doing for years!

by Softscrubb May 1, 2011

Drive it like a U-Haul

Drive like there is no tomorrow while evading the Po Po.

Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.

by Dutch Butterscotch January 28, 2009

haul off

to ejaculate inside your female companion. to skeet in her.

I am going to haul off all in that girl mouth.

by god is my judgement February 13, 2008

ghetto hauling

When one runs with great spead and without hesitation from a particular person, place or situation

when security showed up lamon and joe were straight ghetto hauling

by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003

hatlegs

Adjective; Hatlegs is a derogatory term for people of the polish persuasion.

Jeremy: You see that polish girl that just moved in?
Collin: Shes just a hatlegs

by Kyle Randolph October 19, 2007

hauling ass

What we will do to Sony Roolz!!@

We will haul his ass down to Toilet COunty and start kickin his ribs

by Anti Sony Roolz!!1 Haha h August 1, 2003