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produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
by Robin...hood January 29, 2009
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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.
L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*
by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
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Pink Handed

Ahh son, Elin busted Tiger, Pink Handed!
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Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
by Okenj August 8, 2015
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2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.
The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.
by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016
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Deep Hanger

Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.

My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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