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Hammer the Job

Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “
by Maccamore February 14, 2021
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Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.
Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.
by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009
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Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.
So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.
by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014
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poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.
" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."
by warrdogg November 12, 2015
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dusty hammer

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.
by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017
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Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.
Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍
by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018
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Hannah Hammer

Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.
OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭
by exposingbitchesxoxo December 8, 2019
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