Hala

When a person flakes on you or changes their plan after agreeing to hang out.

Me: Let's go get Pho

Person: Down!! **An Hour Later**
Person: I can't go to get pho :(
Me: you're such a Hala

by Typical_Life June 14, 2016

So not halal mode

so not hahal mode. NO 0 waste of baby’s. waste of air. Waste of Titty milk. So not halal mode.

nnooooo waste of condom and baby’s so not halal mode

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

halaa

It means whatever

#1:Bro that girl dumb cute
#2: nigga Halaa

by PlayBoyCory February 18, 2017

haisam

hey guys!!! this is the definition of haisam.

a garbage can,known as a human trash can.
if you see this,run away, call the cops,and tell them to arrest him. (don't actually)...

he loves to toych pretty girls and loves harassing women

looking at haisams face reminds me to take out the trash...
you know what i mean, don't you.(●'◡'●) this is him as an emojiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑🗑 = trash cans

by haisamsucks March 11, 2022

hafsah

hafsah is a silly little girl. she’s a trusting friend who won’t tell any secrets. very pretty.🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼❤️❤️😘😘😘

“hafsahs so pretty.”
“i know right.”

by yaielan April 1, 2022