happened

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.

"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."

"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."

by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009

Hate it when that happens

Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1

<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"

by Josherick #3 January 29, 2005

let it happen

Usually said after a night of shenanigans or during a severely awkward moment.

"Just let it happen guys, just let it happen."

by Addison Kimber March 18, 2008

you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

Halfenese

A half White, half Asian person. Not to be confused with wasian.

"Is that kid white?"

"No, his mom's asian"

"But he looks white"

"He's halfenese"

by BAMF of the day May 18, 2010

These things happen

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.

"Awhk Billy, you've never been done for drink driving before."
"Awh a'know but I'm just so embarrassed about it."
"Louk', these things happen."

by WE CANT GO ON TOGETHER WITH SU May 27, 2013

Didn't Happen

A phrase commonly use when an event is brought up that was thought to be real, but did not occur.

Ryan: Hey john, we were talking about the H...
John: No no no, it didn't happen

by zaqpl,123 September 6, 2018