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heinosity

A noun form of the word heinous. It is used to indicate that a person, place, or thing is so awful, so ghastly, so annoying that it becomes a sort of monstrosity in its own right. It differs from the word heinousness in that one can apply it to situations not normally deserving of the word without trivializing the word heinous.
Oh! The heinosity! I can't believe that you left a turd that huge sitting in the toilet unflushed!
by Shrewish Kate June 30, 2006
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Beluga Heights

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse and instead of ejaculating on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!". His friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!". A random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, "JASON DERULO!!!"
Guy: "I'm Cumming!!!"

Girl: *closes eyes, opens mouth*

Guy: *punches girl in face* "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!!!"

Girl: "OOOOOWWWW!!!" "What was that for?"

Guy's Friend: "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!"

Girl: "What the hell is going on?" "Is that a camera?"

Random Stranger: "JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Girl: "Somebody KILL ME!!!" *weeps*
by White Guy on a Bike July 12, 2010
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heinous bush pig

A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.
Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!
by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006
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Heidi Game

The American Football League game played between the New York Jets and the Oakland Raiders on November 17, 1968 in Oakland, California. The game owes it's fame to the fact that NBC decided to cut away from the broadcast in order to begin airing the made for tv movie "Heidi" on time.
The game had only 65 seconds left with the Jets leading 32-29 following a field goal. After the Raiders received the kick off, the network went to commercial only to return to the soporific misadventures of Heidi. Outraged viewers flooded the NBC switchboards with complaints, and stunned fans scrambled to their radios to listen as the Raiders completed a wild comeback by scoring 2 times on 3 plays to win the game 43-32. Quarterback Joe Namath and the Jets got their revenge 6 weeks later by beating the Raiders in the AFL Championship Game, and then beating the Baltimore Colts 16-7 in Superbowl III.
The NFL and the networks would later amend their policies to allow games in progress to be seen in their entirety in their home markets.
I can't believe I missed the end of the Heidi Game because of that stupid movie, it wasn't even the original Shirley Temple version.
by Mr.Softey January 27, 2009
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La Habra heights

The City of La Habra Heights is located within
the eastern portion of Los Angeles County within
the geographic center of the greater Los
Angeles metropolitan area. Even though the
community is located within the second largest
urban population center in the United States,
the topography and setting contributes to the
City’s rural character. Compared to other
communities located in Southern California,
there are few areas located further from the
regional freeway network.
The City, with just over 6 square miles in total
land area, is a community of singular natural
beauty. The views of the local hills and the
abundant open space lands, with their trees,
shrubs, grasslands and thriving wildlife, stand in
sharp contrast to the dense suburban
development found within the neighboring cities.
Maintaining that contrast, and protecting the
City’s natural and rural environment, is a major
focus of this General Plan. it is a rich neighborhood and it is possible to live there for years and never see your neighbors
i live in the rich part of la habra, its called la habra heights
by dawnie dice August 25, 2009
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".
by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012
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Columbia Heights Breakfast

A "Columbia Heights Breakfast" is when you break two eggs on her tittays, and attempt to scramble them with your chorizo sausage
Last night I brought a chic to my apartment, we fooled around, and in the morning I made her a Columbia Heights Breakfast. Them tits was amazing
by Angee Bear aka CH Enforcer September 2, 2009
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