gurt

the main character

ikiab: ima keep it a gurt
gurt: ts pmo

by Gigglesquirt May 9, 2025

gurt

gurt is based.

Person 1: yogurt
gurt: gurt
Person 1:gurt

by BlueYSusAmigosYT November 7, 2022

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

Something that is considered cool or fashionable

Wow! That dress is so gurt!

by RachRox22 August 15, 2025

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

To be sarcastic all the time like Colin.

Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022