Gruncle

A gruncle occurs in the very freaky situation when your uncle, the brother of your father or mother, marries your grandmother, the mother of the opposite parent.

Roger's uncle, his father's brother, married his grandmother, his mother's mother. Roger's uncle is now his gruncle.

by iwantpancakes. January 21, 2010

gretchko

a beautiful caring woman, who's beauty far exceeds her. has a sparkling personality, and has an extremely loving nature.

often times, men find it very easy to get caught up in the gretchko smile. she has a way about her that moves people.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

gritchie

also marijuana

the dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect

"My Boy, we had some of the fi' gritchie last night... I'm talkin' about she had us on the Sears Tower!"

by Here4more March 11, 2004

grucker

Grucker- and grandmother/father fucker

" dude your such a grucker, you SICKO!"

by Eric Forbes March 24, 2005

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

by The real Tyler James October 17, 2008

Gretchen

(Verb)
When someone has a massive bitch fit and won't shut up. They proceed to yell at someone for something that is actually their own fault.

"Stop nitpicking, I know where the table's going to be, don't have a gretchen!"

by Millie Sue February 21, 2008