secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.

"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."

by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011

glumph

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

grimpullim

The act of your uncle (who isn't really your uncle, but your parents make you call him that) projectile vomiting all over your 7 year - old sisters pet bunny and then shitting on her birthday cake

mom: go say hi to your aunt and uncle

you: mom no, he literally just grimpullimed katie

by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Grompikidiouse

Grompikidiouse: a commonly used word used for isolating a guy named toddy in a bathroom and and farting in it so much that it will turn the bathroom in to a diy gas chamber that will make any radical neo nazi proud. And make sure to seal any airway and sound isolate the room in case the pesky Anne frank decides to ruin your reputation by writing it down in her diary

David: hey Ernest

Ernsest: what
David: do you want to do grompikidiouse
Ernsest: OF COURSE! but make sure to eat a lot of beans

by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022

gromphlamitator

Louie Cotter A.K.A the biggest drone of them all

Louie you're a gromphlamitator

by drkvnm October 11, 2022

ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.

Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*

by TehSpicyMemeLord March 13, 2018

Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018