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greasy wire 

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.
I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.
greasy wire by sanchez February 12, 2005

Greasy Troy 

A sexual act which involves the use of lots of oils, lubricants, and/or greases.
This can include (but not limited to):
sex lubricants, baby oil, tanning oil, vegetable oil, canola oil, bacon grease etc.
Greasy Troy: Applying any type of lubricants, oils or grease to any desired area of the body (primarily sexual organs) and performing regular, oral or anal sex.
Greasy Troy by Gavin852 December 18, 2010

Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"

Greasy bastard 

A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice

Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe

Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
Greasy bastard by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017

Greasy Chubber 

A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.
"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."
Greasy Chubber by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018

greasy swingers

a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.
"If they want to order more stationery then they can kiss my greasy swingers!" - Denis
greasy swingers by Paul J H June 10, 2005