greasy burrito

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

greasy tony

A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks

Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off

by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017

Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.

Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.

by Juicy A June 24, 2016

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

Greasy Steamer

when your female counter part is absolutely blasting your horn

person 1: hey bro, want a greasy steamer?
person 2: of course, don’t forget the balls!

by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020

greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).

Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.

by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013

Greasy George

A lanky, slippery pond frog.

"That greasy george is tough one to catch".

by spencer001 February 14, 2012